February 2013
MY DOG WAS DROWNING UNDER ICE AND SO I BRKE THE ICE BUT AS I BROKE THE ICE I ACCIDENTALLY ALSO HIT MY DOG AND KILLED IT IM SOF UCKING SORRY OH MY GOD
Before i get called out for animal cruelty on this can i please say that this happened in minecraft and i did not accidentally murder my dog
Happy Valentine's Day guys
And remember something: It’s not only a day for couples, it’s a day for cherishing your friends and the relationships you have.
Also chocolate and masturbation.
Embrace all those things.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Alcohol costs less, than a dinner for two
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
I wanna see something. Reblog if you think emotional and mental abuse are just as bad as physical abuse.
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this is basically the coolest thing ever.
this…is super cool…
roses are red,
violets are blue,
violets are blue,
violets are blue,
violets are blue,
